14 things oral sex taught me about blogging

1. Always keep your audience’s pleasure in mind.

2. Learn everything you can about it.

3. Do it often.

4. Try new things to stay exciting and unexpected.

5. Look good while doing it.

6. If you’re good people will come back for more.

7. If you’re the best people will never forget you.

8. Be selective who you do it with.

9. Give, don’t just receive.

10. With time, you can always improve.

11. Be receptive to feedback.

12. Accept that regardless of performance, some people will not like you.

13. Enthusiasm helps. A lot.

14. Slow and steady wins the race.

This list could also be applied to other businesses or personal endeavors. Keep it in mind next time you are blogging, selling or you know, getting down.

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Continue reading » · Written on: 08-05-09 · 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “14 things oral sex taught me about blogging”

  1. Positively Present wrote:

    OMG, this is great! LOVE IT! :) You made me laugh and taught me a few things in the process. Excellent! :)
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     August 5th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
  2. Travis wrote:

    Slow and steady allllwwayyyyysss wins the race
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     August 5th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
  3. Nicole wrote:

    PP, I’m glad you found it funny. I hope everyone got the joke…

    Travis, Thanks for the emphasis.

     August 7th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
  4. Travis wrote:

    Wow… reading over that last post of mine makes me look a bit like a perv… but that’s not what I was intending!

    Rather, sex (of any sort) should always be something that’s enjoyable for both people and not a race to “finish.”
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     August 7th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
  5. Nicole wrote:

    Travis,

    Yeaaaaa, it’s a good thing you cleared that up. :oops:

    August 7th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
  6. Travis wrote:

    Yeah… I think it was the creepy smiley that did it in for me… take that out and it wouldn’t look so bad!
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     August 8th, 2009 at 10:48 am
  7. Michael Fletcher wrote:

    Oh my word I started reading this and was very concerned that it might be lewd and inappropriate. I’m very glad I made it to the end only to find it lewd, inappropriate and crude! Great job! Some very good insights on blogging. Sex and blogging seem a perfect fit. Now I wonder what happens when you’re blogging and no ones reading… :shock:
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     August 9th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
  8. Nicole wrote:

    Michael,

    I think I’ll take that as a compliment, even though I’m unsure if that’s what you meant it to be.

     August 10th, 2009 at 1:05 am
  9. John Griggs wrote:

    How about this:

    25. Keep the windows down and make them scream really loud so that the neighbors know what you’re up to.

    No?

    Seriously, you wrote a very entertaining and informative article. Keep up the good work!
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     August 10th, 2009 at 5:29 am
  10. Dayne | TheHappySelf.com wrote:

    Wow, now THAT is a whole different angle on blogging. But your points are 100% valid. :) Thanks for sharing.

    Dayne
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     August 13th, 2009 at 12:42 am

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