8 Reasons Why You Should Consider Dating a Dork

1. They always look better with you around then when your not. Typically, geeky guys spend their income and time on more interesting things like external hard drives and the articles receiving the highest Diggs that day. So, when you date them you get to feel like your fashion influence is as much a blessing to their ego as it is yours.

2. You’ll always be the hot one. They’ll just never care enough to compete. Even if the man is a beautiful gem, he’ll still never put in as much effort as you do. He can still be a cutie without the arrogance that can sometimes come with the metro-man. Which is so superb because you get to reign over your bathroom like the queen you are.

3. They seems to know about practically everything.  If they don’t know it, they’ll research the shit out of it until they do. No matter what it is you need help to build, Google, repair, organize, clean, manipulate, the odds are a geek knows about it or can and will master it in half the time then the rest of the human race could.

4. They will always challenge your mind and with that, probably everything you have to say too. This keeps you on your toes, keeping you sharp and you’ll never stop learning. A woman who is smart enough to keep up with a geek will truly appreciate how great it is to be with someone who always has something insightful to say. The downside is he’ll probably demand a bibliography of some sorts when you are breaking down the metaphysical properties of some new handbag purchase you’re rationalizing. But that’s okay, because after some time with him, you’ll be ready for anything; whether it is his expectations of sources or Congress.

5. They do whatever they do with such passion (and that includes you). Generally speaking, when a dork is into something, he does not do it half-assed. He’ll spend hours looking into his latest interest, whether it is prehistoric man or the innovators behind Battlestar Galatica. This is great for you because that interest will most certainly be parlayed into you and your relationship. Be assured he will be as enthralled by the incomprehensible fact you’re having sex with him as he once was by the Halo 3 trailer.

6. They are simple and sweet. People say the best things in life are free, they say all you need is love, well all he’ll really want is your love. When you have someone like that, you have everything.

7. You’ll always have the hottest camera/computer/phone. Being that his world pretty much revolves around stuff like that, next time you mention wanting one, know for sure yours’ will be the best on the block.

8. Their introverted qualities keep them from the bar crawl. Even if their friends drag them out to that scene, the odds are there was a literal dragging. To quote one of the best I’ve heard “I don’t want to go, I’d rather pay you to strip!”

Geeks, nerds, and dorks aren’t what they used to be. Social conditioning has led us to believe they’re pocket protecting, socially awkward losers. Realistically, dorks come in various, wonderful packages that are available in every preference, be it tall and blonde or small and brown. Being a dork isn’t a physical attribute; it’s a characteristic of the person. Which is the best part because then you really can have your pick.

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Continue reading » · Written on: 11-29-07 · 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “8 Reasons Why You Should Consider Dating a Dork”

  1. Jason wrote:

    Excellent post! #3, definitely.

    December 19th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
  2. cory huff wrote:

    LOL. I am now an evangelist for this post. I Stumbled it, Twittered it, and I’ll probably give it some link love as well. I love it!

    Consider me a new reader!

    May 13th, 2008 at 9:12 am
  3. Kris wrote:

    Great post! All very true and mostly the reasons I married one. ;)

    May 13th, 2008 at 9:16 am
  4. persistentillusion wrote:

    I totally agree which is why I MARRIED a dork. (Really he is a computer geek.) Kudos to the list!

    May 13th, 2008 at 9:20 am
  5. Nicole wrote:

    Cory – well hell, could I ask for more?

    Kris and persistentillusion – They really do make fabulous partners don’t they?!

    May 13th, 2008 at 10:32 am
  6. charles wrote:

    WOW what am I ? I build computers, I read books, I lift weights, and I’m a helluva lover.

    February 26th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
  7. Josh wrote:

    Did you also know that on average dorks also have larger penises? Studies have shown that dork penises are 10-25% larger than your average human male. I think you should make this point #9. :idea:

    July 4th, 2009 at 6:07 am

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